It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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