I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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