"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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