wakey wakey hands off snakey
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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