Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.

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(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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(765): View more from Indiana

I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

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(740): View more from Ohio

do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.

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(813): View more from Florida

Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.

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(619): View more from California

I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.

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