Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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