I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
