i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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