I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet