He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!