awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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