OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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