He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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