So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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