i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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