She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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