Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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