he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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