glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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