What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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