Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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