You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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