Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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