That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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