Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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