Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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