i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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