You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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