so explain again why im purple
no
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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