Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
