She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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