I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
