CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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