Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You left your phone here
Wait...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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