Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
A+ Viking dick
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