We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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