Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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