My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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