i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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