he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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