i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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