so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
