I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I forgot how hot balto sounded
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
