So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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