apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I could make wine with my vomit
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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