Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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