he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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