So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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