i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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