Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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