My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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