Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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