belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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