Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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