In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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