oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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