Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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