Buhtt sex?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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