I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
